Tuesday, April 17, 2012
its been nice knowing you
I feel like a Malibu Barbie doll. Not so much the golden, wavy hair or the perfectly-formed calves but in the legs that have no joints where you have to hold her legs apart and stagger her steps right leg-left leg-right leg-left leg-right leg-left leg. Only, I'm about ten times less graceful than she at the moment. It's that awesome.
I'm pretty sure my legs hate me.
And they are getting me back for every workout move I have made them do the past two days. In fact, I wouldn't call my acrobatic move from standing to resting on furniture "sitting" but more "collapsing." I don't stand up anymore, I groan and cry and laugh out of pity and pull myself up by the arms. Once I sat down in the middle of the living room today....I think I'm still sitting there, wondering who will come save me.
I'm pretty sure day three of my workout will look like a kid trying to bite their ear with their teeth. Nom nom.