(necessary knowledge: Jerry and I always do the dishes together each night after dinner. We determine each night who will wash and who will dry.)
Me: Babe, will you wash [dishes] tonight so I can dry since I just painted my nails last night?
Jerr: YOUR nails?? What about MY nails!??!
Me: Well, when you spend as much time on your nails as I do on mine, we can talk.
Jerr: I've spent the last 28 years growing these!!! That's a LOT longer than you've spent on yours!
Me: You are 20 days older than me.
Jerr: 20 days is a long time! Especially for a sit-in protest.
This is when I shake my head and walk away from the man....